Quotes of the week

Sarah Silverman on Jay Leno: (paraphrasing)

SARAH: The stereotypes are totally true, the black guy running for president has five children and a teenager that's unmarried and pregnant. Typical.
JAY: No, that's Palin.
SARAH: Oh, sorry. We'll it's typical that he finished 3rd to last in his class.
JAY: No, that's McCain

Bill Maher on Real Time:
BILL MAHER: Jesus was more of a socialist than Barack is.

CHOCOLATE NEWS:
It's the first time in history that Americans berate a black man for his lack of a prison record and praise a white mans prison record. Can't America make up their minds?

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