Are you for real?
After work one day I made my way over to McDonalds to apply for a job. I simply wanted a weekend and/or a night job to supplement my salary position I already had. After a few hours behind the counter eating fries, the manager walks in and looks at the schedule. He's a tall, dark, slender fellow probably from India and he tells me there isn't anything available until the end of the month. Darn, I thought. I really wanted this job. I gather my things and say goodbye to some of the staff and leave.
I'm currently moving in to my new apartment although I have lived there before about 3 years ago. I thought it was interesting what my new manager told me on the phone during out initial conversion. She told me that alot has changed and be careful who you mess with. She mentioned that each complex (there were hundreds) housed a different form of creature and the simplest, most retched live close to "Z" complex. She asked me to stay near the "A" complex, the human complex.
I meet up with my sister just down the street and get into the passenger seat as we make our way to my new apartment. It wasn’t difficult to drive to the area since both of us lived in that city before, but once there, all the street signs were changed. The whole city got an upgrade and some streets no longer existed or were merged with other streets. We found a restaurant where my sister used to work and she went in to use the phone. As I walked around the building I realized, my apartment complex was directly behind it. Without hesitation, I went to a break in the chain link fence and was in a wooded area. I immediately regretted leaving my shoes in the car as I walked and hopped through dense branches and leaves.
Once out of the heavy brush, I dusted myself off and made way to the center of the complex. I immediately realized my mistake; I was at the dreaded, “Z” complex. Creatures of all types surrounded me, the most threatening was a creature that had human legs and a human head, his torso grew out of his legs and head about 3 feet horizontally and it connected to a second and third pair of legs at the end. The third pair of legs sat directly on the second pair of legs, but faced upwards. This creature was running, full-gallop, towards me, followed by a gaggle of creatures and robots. One type of robot had spinning arms that spun in circles not unlike lawn mowers blades. Another robot was very thin, made out of tent poles and his sidekick was another robot in the shape of a gigantic metal ball.
As I scampered away at breakneck speeds, I ran directly into another disheveled human-like creature. This creature had an over-sized head, no eyes, a bare-chested human torso, and legs with large feet—and he was profusely vomiting. The creature didn’t look away as he vomited; it seemed to be the way he breathed. I made the beast angry after I bumped into it, so it pushed me like a kid would on the playground.
I made my way up the alphabet, finally reaching “C” complex, where most of the creatures simply looked like cavemen. Some of them were angered by the sight of me, so they followed me intently towards complex “A”. I finally reached the human complex and started up the flight of the stairs towards my apartment. As I made it half way, I heard gun-fire erupt directly above me. It was a machine-gun turret setup to seek and kill all non-human creatures that got too close to the human complex. I noticed my neighbor sitting in an open window staring at the bloodied corpses at the bottom of the stairs. He was a heavy set dude, drinking beer, with only a tank top and boxer shorts on. He said under his breath, “Mother-fucking, nut-suckers…I ripped out my testicles so they have no interest in me.”
I'm currently moving in to my new apartment although I have lived there before about 3 years ago. I thought it was interesting what my new manager told me on the phone during out initial conversion. She told me that alot has changed and be careful who you mess with. She mentioned that each complex (there were hundreds) housed a different form of creature and the simplest, most retched live close to "Z" complex. She asked me to stay near the "A" complex, the human complex.
I meet up with my sister just down the street and get into the passenger seat as we make our way to my new apartment. It wasn’t difficult to drive to the area since both of us lived in that city before, but once there, all the street signs were changed. The whole city got an upgrade and some streets no longer existed or were merged with other streets. We found a restaurant where my sister used to work and she went in to use the phone. As I walked around the building I realized, my apartment complex was directly behind it. Without hesitation, I went to a break in the chain link fence and was in a wooded area. I immediately regretted leaving my shoes in the car as I walked and hopped through dense branches and leaves.
Once out of the heavy brush, I dusted myself off and made way to the center of the complex. I immediately realized my mistake; I was at the dreaded, “Z” complex. Creatures of all types surrounded me, the most threatening was a creature that had human legs and a human head, his torso grew out of his legs and head about 3 feet horizontally and it connected to a second and third pair of legs at the end. The third pair of legs sat directly on the second pair of legs, but faced upwards. This creature was running, full-gallop, towards me, followed by a gaggle of creatures and robots. One type of robot had spinning arms that spun in circles not unlike lawn mowers blades. Another robot was very thin, made out of tent poles and his sidekick was another robot in the shape of a gigantic metal ball.
As I scampered away at breakneck speeds, I ran directly into another disheveled human-like creature. This creature had an over-sized head, no eyes, a bare-chested human torso, and legs with large feet—and he was profusely vomiting. The creature didn’t look away as he vomited; it seemed to be the way he breathed. I made the beast angry after I bumped into it, so it pushed me like a kid would on the playground.
I made my way up the alphabet, finally reaching “C” complex, where most of the creatures simply looked like cavemen. Some of them were angered by the sight of me, so they followed me intently towards complex “A”. I finally reached the human complex and started up the flight of the stairs towards my apartment. As I made it half way, I heard gun-fire erupt directly above me. It was a machine-gun turret setup to seek and kill all non-human creatures that got too close to the human complex. I noticed my neighbor sitting in an open window staring at the bloodied corpses at the bottom of the stairs. He was a heavy set dude, drinking beer, with only a tank top and boxer shorts on. He said under his breath, “Mother-fucking, nut-suckers…I ripped out my testicles so they have no interest in me.”
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