And now... Random Thoughts

The Olympics are gross. Put some clothes on.

Blowing kisses is stupid, especially from porn chicks.

If Gilligan's Island and Days of our Lives had sex, their offspring would be the show Lost - a never-ending totally inconceivable sensationalized drama.

One thing is clear, America is totally better at killing innocent people than Al Queda.

If your reality show is staged or scripted, the reality is: you're a sitcom. (Looking at you Snoop Dogg & Gene Simmons.)

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