Conversations

at a cafeteria style restaurant:
ME: Does the sirloin comes as a sandwich?
DUDE: Let me check? Yes it does. (starts typing order in) What's your side order?
ME: No--
DUDE: No sides?
ME: No, I--
DUDE: Okay. (starts printing receipt)
ME: (frustrated) I'd like the chicken sandwich not sirloin.
DUDE: (irritated and takes forever to cancel order) Sandwich with the combo?
ME: Does it come with a drink?
DUDE: Yes.
ME: Then no, just a side of potatoes please.
DUDE: White or wheat?
ME: (pause, confused then realize) Oh white bread for the sandwich please.
DUDE: Total is $$xx.xx -- (inaudible) ...out of credit?
ME: Yes.
DUDE: (super irritated) Yes to which, debit or credit?
ME: Sorry, credit.

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