Conversations

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LADY: "Excuse me" – mumble mumble mumble
ME: "What?"
LADY: "gonnaspeakamenu?"
ME: "What?"
LADY: "Doyouhanspeakamenu?"
ME: "Do I have a Menu?" (she was standing in front of a restaurant)
LADY: "Yes"
ME: "No, I don't sorry"
LADY: "No, Do you speak Spanish?" (no accent)
ME: (realizing she said "Habla Espanol" and confused that she didn't notice that I was speaking English to her.) "No."
LADY: "Excuse me sir, I just wanted to know if you have any money on you for my kids." (pointing to the wall)

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