And now... Random Thoughts

• Are you seriously touching me--lady-behind-me-unloading-groceries-at-Ralphs?
• Sometimes taking the bus sucks: A passenger stuck his cologne-smelling crotch in my face.
• Recently I was waiting in a line at an airport. A security guard helped people through the line but for Lord's sake he was pleasant! Sung songs, danced and acted like this was the best job in town. He made me happier to be at an airport. This man should make more money that the CEO's he works for.
• I was so caught up in reading that when I lowered the window on the plane, I was startled to see that we were flying.
• Where can you see some of the hottest girls and nuns? Virgin America! I've taken Virgin America for 4 flights and on all flights I've seen some of the hottest people ever (yes the guys too) - there is a hipness to it that feels better than say...the Southwest cattle. And on my last Virgin flight we had a nun. Who says nuns weren't with it?
• Mark Walberg doesn't have a sense of humor. I hope SNL does more of this.
• A good girlfriend accepts the rough-draft you.
• Why is it that introverts are supposed to change for extroverts? Why can't it be the other way around?
  
• I've got seven steps going from an extrovert to an introvert:
• 1. Stop talking.
  
• 2. Don't invade the personal space of others.
  
• 3. Keep to yourself.
  
• 4. Save the drama for your mama.
• 5. Suck it up.
• 6. I'm not your friend.
• 7. You suck.
  

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