Dumb Guy Reviews: The Love Guru

• This movie is a huge turd.
• I rarely hate movies. I've only walked out on one movie, and it was because my date forced me out.
• I could only watch half of this movie... It was that bad.
• It's like Austin Powers is a "bearded-lady" and lame.
• Mike Myers may think he's so beloved by all, that anything he does is funny.
• He's wrong. And this is coming from a guy who's a fan of most Myers stuff.
• Verne Troyer isn't funny when he talks.
• Jessica Alba is simply eye candy and has no depth ever.
• The End
  

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