Dumb Guy Reviews: You Don't Mess With the Zohan

• I enjoyed this movie.
• Plenty of corny HappyMadison crap, but for the most part some well thought out lines and bits.
• I have no record on foreign policy, so I don't get most of the Palestinian/Jewish hatred, but I guess all you need to know is that they don't like each other and stuff.
• I can't believe I'm saying this about a HappyMadison flick but Nick Swardson's character shoulda been more disgusted by the relationship Zohan and his mom had - yes, he shoulda took the disgust further by puking when he caught his mom and Zohan together.
• More Kevin Nealon please.
• Did Rob Schneider say "you can do it!"? I don't remember seeing it!
• I've said since Snow Day that Emmanuelle Chriqui rules... so, for those of you thinking you are better than me because you just noticed her in this movie, you loose.
• I like John Turturro, but I don't like him in this movie. It woulda been better to get anybody else. He's becoming aware of himself like Chris Walken is.
• Mariah Carey sucks.
• Micheal Buffer sucks too. And I've always hated jokes about "gettin' ready to rumble". So lame.
• Dave Matthews was in this flick, betcha didn't know that.
• And so was Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
• Realfilmrating of M4

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