Dumb Guy Reviews: Death Race

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• There's not much more to say about this film than: "Death" and "Race". But since that's no fun, here's some more...
• Jason Stathum really knows how to shift gears in cars that he's pretending to drive.
  
• The 2nd lap shoulda featured "classic" Death Race action. Ya know, like old people in wheelchairs flying through the air.
• Go in to the movie thinking it'll suck and you might like it a bit.
  
• The hottest chicks are the ones in jail? Who knew?
• Why are there crying kids sitting behind me at a film called "Death Race"? Shouldn't they be playing GTA IV?
  
• The warden shoulda been killed by Jason Stathum. It's lame the way she died. Total cop out. She shoulda gone after him when he escaped. Then he could have kicked her ass from outside the prison. Totally unbelievable to me that no one would check a package for a bomb... in a prison!!! And you got to have the "hero" kill the villain!
• What was up with the "Don't try this at home disclaimer" at the end? The film is called "Death Race", it's rated R, there's blood, guts, gore, killing, maiming, & "foul" language? Oh wait.. I forgot... MPAA defines an R rating as: "bring a cool parent who doesn't probe the maturity level of their child and then blames the world and the film industry for when their child acts out what he/she saw on screen." I give this film a realfilmrating of M5 [maturity level 5], which simply means "If you or your children don't understand that running a car into another human will kill them, then please, for the sake of the human race, do not see this film."