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And now... Random Thoughts
- Everyone tells me I look like my father... Personally, I think he looks like me.
- I was boarding the bus recently and the driver was outside taking a break. As I asked him if it was okay to board, he gave me a fist bump and said yes. Did this dude think I was someone else? If not, don't you think a fist bump is a little too personal for a bus driver and a passenger?
- As I boarded that same bus, it was dark and I couldn't see. I kicked some chicks backpack that was literally in the center of the aisle leading up to a seat. The chick says, "Be careful there" in a very smooth a soft voice, a little like a mother would. Why wasn't "Oh sorry" coming out of her mouth? Her crap was in the middle of the aisle and there was zero other people on board. I wanted to punch her in her stupid face.
- If the President is jerking off in his office and a tradegy strikes, do you let him finish?
- Dude, there are some 18 yr-old lesbians in front of me. (Yes, I heard them say their ages earlier.) They are smoking hot. The End.
- Yo, Denise Richards. It's not a complicated life to take care of two kids with help from two assistants, your sister and your dad. Yeah ummm, all single moms have to schedule their kids lives into their own busy schedules. It's called "being a parent."
- Propaganda is still alive and well, maybe not to the extent it once was, but when a person can be pro-choice, pro-earth, pro-science, pro-care (health and mental) then completely flip it one day and be pro-creationism (we rode dinosaurs), pro-life, pro-rich, pro-privatize...?
- America is a culture of revenge.
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