Only in America

Let's play a game. Pick "in the UK" or "in the USA"
  • Cops know a criminal has a gun in a apartment. They enter the apartment and are startled that he's hiding behind the door, they...
1. Arrest him (they enter unarmed)
2. Shoot and kill him
  • A fleeing suspect in a high speed pursuit is swerving and hitting cars, is stopped by slamming into a cop car.

1. He is Arrested.
2. He is shot and killed.

  • A crook was caught by those wonderful CCTV cameras taking an ax to a cop car and swinging it at officer. He was...
1. Maced and captured
2. Shot a killed.

Have you seen that new "Wanna Bet" show.. The UK hosts on that show where "playing" like they were afraid of the chainsaw wielding guest. But I thought it was odd the way they went about it: they said to the dude, "You're a good looking man, very handsome man you are."... Would that really work in America? I personally think the chainsaw would be used to split those "fairies" in half, according to the maniac. That's the 'Merican way... "If you're a man, don't smile at me. I don't care if you have perty teeth!"

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