Dumb Guy Reviews: Live Free or Die Hard

  • I've heard that the MPAA counts curse-words and number of boob shots and if it goes above a certain number than it gets a more strict rating. My main point about ratings is that they should switch "boob-shoots" with "bullets-fired". But America is backwards.
  • Kevin Smith sucks. They shoulda gotten a no-name. I also think Sam Jackson shouldn't have been in Star Wars and the dude who plays the father of Leia too. Deal with it.
  • But I'm glad they didn't get Anthony Anderson. Please don't bring him back for Transformers 2.
  • Main bad-guy-dude mostly sucks too. Too pretty. I want the dude from Harry Potter back. (And yes Alan Rickman freaking kicks ass)
  • Main bad-guy-dude does have some of the best lines in the movie: "Are you gonna be alright?" said to a henchman after smacking a girl for hitting him.
  • The guy who built everything ends up being the terrorist? -- and they were all surprised?
  • It's the 2nd best Die Hard, right after the first one.
  • Finally, they get the true sense of suspense back. With the other sequels, it was simply "Blow stuff up and cheer!" Save that stuff for Death Race 2.0
  • Bruce Willis is definitely old, you can tell they used the stunt man alot. I'm not saying Bruce doesn't kick ass but it's pretty clear that he's just around to limp, grunt and say stuff.
  • We need a John McClane versus Indiana Jones movie.
  • The "Mac Guy" Justin Long uses a PC alot in this film.
  • John McClane is too close to John McCain.
  • Is this the first time John McClane gets shot? I can't remember the 3rd one that much, but I'm pretty sure in 1 and 2 he was never shot.
  • And yes, I'm hella pissed about the censoring of the "yippie kay ye" line at the end. Yo, this isn't some kinda kids movie jack-heads.
  • Realfilmrating of M4 - meaning you got to know that a person like John McClane would not survive the things he's doing. Not quite the highest rating of M5 but close to it.
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