Are you for real?

The gun sounded at the start of the marathon and I was already ahead of the other John Travoltas. Half way across the Brooklyn Bridge, a John Travolta reached into his knee-high sock for a shank. He screamed profanities as he swung his shank around at other John Travoltas. The other John Travoltas trampled the shank-wielding John Travolta and turned him in to jelly. Then I started to sing Grease songs and was sprayed by water until I felt like I could continue the race.

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